What one may call an impromtu interview
This was a few months ago.. But out of the blue, the Crew's attacking midfielder Dilly Duka decided to say whats up to me on the social network, facebook.
Apparently Dilly must of saw my website at some point, decided I was probably good at computers, and might be able to fix his webcam problem. But, when I couldn't fix Dilly's webcam problem he fistpumped (or rather blocked) me off of facebook. :-( Nooo!
I was sad for a moment; as thoughts of hanging with Dilly and some fine, New Jersey hotties in a hottub danced in my head. But, then I thought hey that's interesting for Crewture, I'll print screen it.
I do admit I was sort of longwinded and a tad annoying during the conversation.
Nevertheless, if Chad Marshall asked for advice on how to trim his rose bushes over facebook, the normal Crew fan would probably first crap themselves; After that embarrassment wore off, they would then say a prayer not to have their facebook freeze during this heaven-sent online conversation; Then they probably would collect themselves to try to give advice, as well as get their whole life story in there at the same time. An "I'm pretty awesome too, honest" moment when the other person knows your probably not.
You especially got to talk yourself up if your a sport management major who's hoping to eventually land some sort of soccer job; As you never know what sort of connection can get things moving, a soccer player might have a camp and there might be someone at the camp and blah, da-blah you got a job (that's sort of how I got involved in the NAIA Championship).
No hard feelings to Duka, was a player I liked when everyone was down on him in the rookie season and I'm still a fan of his play and female posse. Further, I only get mad when hot babes delete me from facebook for stalking them (that was a joke), just found the conversation rather amusing.
ok playing it cool, playing it cool; deep breaths bro good work
ok just stop there ryan
starting to get diaherrea of the mouth, but might still be able to save yourself.
I'm dilly duka, I play in MLS, I don't give a fart about your high school soccer formations. Let's talk about girls. Ok fair enough, I got this.
London, Oxford, oh yeah Ryan you forgot to name drop mother's basement.
Webcam? Well that's an odd direction but could make a better story.
Just you know talking to the cousins back in jersey.
Don't know anything about webcams surprisingly, time to make up some bullshit.
FAIL, your deleted, no hottub for you.
Way to play that one like an over-excited spazz Ryan.
"I know the Jersey Scene pretty good."
I bet you do, Dilly, I bet you do.
Oh why couldn't I just play it cool. Wanted Montville to love me to. :-(
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